Opening/Haku is Born

(We open on a huge room filled with urns with images on them)

Narrator: (Voice-over) Long ago, in the faraway land of Magixtopia, there was a golden age of powerful dragons and extraordinary heroes. But the greatest and strongest of all these heroes, are the Sun Boy, Christopher Aonuma, and the Dragon Warrior, Haku. But what is the measure of a true hero? Now, that is where our story….

(Then a girl’s voice interrupted him)

Girl: Will you listen to him?

''(Then we zoom in to a nearby urn containing eight female fairies in their Enchantix forms. The first female fairy has knee-length red orange hair that is partly curled and braided on the head with two blue heart-shaped hairclips, blue eyes, and is wearing a blue flower petal-like halter dress, a pink bow-like choker with a blue heart-shaped fairy dust vial, light pink arm-length gloves, blue vine-like leg sandals, and blue butterfly-like wings. She is Bloom, the leader of the Winx Club, and her magic abilities is the power of the Dragon Flame. The second female fairy has knee-length blonde hair that is partly curled and two hair samples tied in long braids and a tiny white pink tiara, brown eyes, and is wearing an orange halter top with two blue torso straps on the bottom, a yellow choker with a yellow star-shaped fairy dust vial, an orange and pink flower petal-like miniskirt, pale pink arm-length gloves, orange vine-like leg sandals, and orange and blue butterfly-like wings. She is Stella, Bloom’s friend, a fashion connoisseur of the Winx Club, her magic abilities come from the sun, moon, and stars, and the one who just spoke that line. The third female fairy has knee-length dark blue hair that is tied in pigtails by red flower petal-like scrunchies and a tiny blue tiara with red jewels, navy blue eyes, and is wearing a red cropped tubetop with two orange and white flower petal ribbons, a red choker with a red Chinese lantern-shaped fairy dust vial, a red flower petal-like miniskirt with a white belt with two orange and white flower petal-like ribbons clipped by a purple clip, light red arm-length gloves, red vine-like leg sandals, and gold butterfly-like wings. She is Musa, Bloom and Stella’s friend, a tomboy of the Winx Club, and her magic abilities come from music. The fourth female fairy has Latino skin, knee-length light brown hair that is partly curled and two side hairs tied in two buns and a small white tiara, green eyes, and is wearing a pair of white diamond stub earrings, a pink flower petal-like sleeveless dress, a pink flower petal-like necklace with a pink flower-shaped fairy dust vial, rose pink arm-length gloves, grass green vine-like leg sandals, and pink, green, and blue butterfly-like wings. She is Flora, Bloom, Stella, and Musa’s friend, mother figure of the Winx Club, and her magic abilities come from floral life like flowers, plants, and trees. The fifth female fairy has shoulder-length pink hair that is flowing free and a tiny green data symbol-shaped hairclip, aqua green eyes, and is wearing a purple cropped tubetop with a purple and light blue upside-down triangle brooch suspending three purple flower petal-like suspenders around the hips, a green choker with a round purple oval-shaped fairy dust vial, a short purple shorts, light blue arm-length gloves, purple vine-like leg sandals, and purple and light purple dragonfly-like wings. She is Tecna, Bloom, Stella, Musa, and Flora’s friend, brains of the Winx Club, and her magic abilities come from technology. The sixth female fairy has black skin, dark brown knee-length wavy hair that is partly curled and two hair samples tied in long braids in two purple flower petal-like scrunchies and a small clear aqua blue tiara, dark aqua blue eyes, and is wearing a green and pink cropped tubetop with three green flower petal-like danglers, a lime green choker with green and blue caged lantern-shaped fairy dust vial, a green miniskirt, light purple arm-length gloves, green vine-like leg sandals, and green and pink butterfly-like wings. She is Aisha, Bloom, Stella, Musa, Flora, and Tecna’s friend, active member of the Winx Club, and her magic abilities consist with Morphix, a pink sticky water-like elastic liquid. The seventh female fairy has hip-length magenta hair that is tied in a bun-like beret, two side hairs dyed bleach blonde, two white heart-shaped hairclips on each side, purple eyes, and is wearing a green flower petal-like halter overshirt with an aqua green trimming and a light purple interior, over a pink tubetop-like jumpsuit with shorts, an aqua green halter wrap around her neck like an x, a purple paw-shaped fairy dust vial acting like a brooch, light green arm-length gloves, purple vine-like leg sandals with a green gem on each foot, and aqua green, pink, light pink, and pale yellow butterfly-like wings. She is Roxy, the strong-willed member of the Winx Club, and her magic abilities consist with fauna life, meaning animals. And the last female fairy has slightly tanned skin, long blonde hip-length hair with a lime green tiara with rubies, hazel green eyes, pink lips, and wearing a gold yellow tubetop with magenta frills underneath, magenta minishorts with a wide gold yellow sash on her hips and a thin magenta sash around her waist with a turquoise star-shaped gem in the center, a magenta laced necklace with a topaz star-shaped gem on a gold brooch, gold yellow arm-length gloves, gold yellow vine-like leg sandals, and gold yellow and magenta and gold yellow and fuchsia colored gems-infused butterfly-like wings. She is Shyla, the new member of the Winx Club who has the magic ability of light and darkness. After Stella said this, Roxy agreed)''

Roxy: He’s making the story sound like some Greek tragedy.

Musa: Lighten up, dude.

Flora: We’ll take it from here, dear.

Narrator: (Voice-over, agreeing) You go, girl.

(Then the Winx Club took over on narrating the story)

Bloom: We are the Winx Club, Fairies of Arts and Magic, and Proclaimers of Heroes.

Shyla: Heroes like Christopher Aonuma and Haku.

Aisha: Shyla, we know what you mean.

Musa: I would like to make some sweet music.

Tecna: Our story actually begins long before Haku is born, many years ago.

(Then they leave their urn and began the story through song as they go to another urn)

Bloom: Back when the world was new

Magixtopia was down of its luck

(Then the images on the other urn came to life, revealing five giant monsters wreaking havoc on Magixtopia in the dark. The first monster is a huge two-headed boulder creature with glowing red eyes. The inside of his mouth is red as well. He is Lythos, the Rock Titan. The second monster is a huge, skeletal ice creature with silver crystal-like skin. He is Hydros, the Ice Titan. The third monster is a dark red blob-like Titan made completely out of lava with glowing yellow eyes. The inside of his mouth is yellow as well. He is Pyros, the Lava Titan. The fourth monster is a huge, black, tornado-like monster with tornado arms, red eyes, and a red mouth. He is Stratos, the Tornado Titan. And the last monster is a huge, fat, one-eyed monster with pink skin wearing a brown loincloth. He is the Cyclops)

Musa: And everywhere, gigantic brutes

Called the Titans ran amok

Stella: It was a nasty and dark place

Roxy: It was a mess wherever you stepped

Tecna: Where chaos reigned

And earthquakes and volcanoes never slept

Aisha: Sing it, girls!

Winx Club: And then along came Ignitus and Christopher

(Then the image revealed a male dragon and a young boy. The male dragon has red scales and eyes, an ochre underbelly and horns on his head, crimson spikes on his head, chin, shoulders, back, and tail, and crimson and ochre dragon wings. He is Ignitus. And the young boy is a 7 year old with short bleach blonde hair, green eyes, and wearing a white short-sleeved shirt, blue shorts, white socks, and black slip-on shoes. He is Christopher Aonuma, as a child)

Shyla: Ignitus hurled his fireballs

Winx Club: And Christopher crowed

Stella: Locked those suckers in an eternal vault

Winx Club: And the crow brought up the sun

(During these lines, the images show Ignitus shooting fireballs at the Titans and Cyclops while Christopher rose the sun with his crow, and then the Titans and Cyclops are trapped in an eternal vault-like prison beneath the sea)

Winx Club: And on their own stopped chaos in their tracks

And that’s the gospel truth

Those two were too type A’s to just relax

And that’s Magixtopia’s first story

Stella: Yep!

(They show the last image representing a now peaceful Magixtopia)

Aisha: Ignitus tamed Magixtopia with Christopher’s help

Winx Club: Though, honey, it may seem impossible

That’s the gospel truth

In the Dragon Realm, life is sweet

And smooth as sweet Vermouth

Though, honey, it may seem impossible

That’s the gospel truth

(Then we zoom into the image as it crossfades into reality, slowly zooming over Magixtopia)

Rock-A-Doodle Parodies Studios presents….

Rock-A-Doodle (Bubbles8218 Version)

(Then we finally reach the Dragon Realm itself, which is above a mountain range in Magixtopia above the clouds. And at the Dragon Palace itself, a group of heroes are enjoying a party of some kind. And among the heroes enjoying the party are Cyril, Terrador, Volteer, Jack Frost, E. Aster Bunnymund AKA the Easter Bunny, North AKA Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and Sandy AKA the Sandman. Up near a throne are Ignitus himself and a female dragon. The female dragon has mint green scales, slanted brown eyes, dark green spikes that go from her head to the tip of her tail, a sea green underbelly, a dark green ball (With gold yellow spikes) on the tip of her tail, dark green leaf-like appendages sticking out of her forearms and on each side of her tail tip, gold yellow horns on her head, black claws, and mint green dragon wings with brown membranes. She is Celadon. And she is holding a male baby dragon with a long snake-like body, white scales, pale yellow horns on his head, a pale blue scaled underbelly, wolf-like ears and face, a pale red dog nose, short white dragon whiskers, four pale red turkey legs, and aqua green fur)

Celadon: (Giggles a bit) Haku! Behave yourself.

(She then placed the baby dragon, now revealed to be Baby Haku, inside a cradle. For it turned out, the party they are having is to celebrate Baby Haku’s birth. And Ignitus and Celadon are his parents. Ignitus then approached Baby Haku happily)

Ignitus: You are so adorable.

(He playfully coos with him and then Baby Haku playfully licks his cheek)

Ignitus: Thanks for the kiss, son.

(Then Jack approached the Dragon King and Queen with a bouquet of crystal flowers)

Jack: For you.

(Celadon accepted them)

Celadon: Why, thank you, Jack! They’re lovely.

Jack: No problem. Handcrafted them with the Guardians’ help.

(He then bows to Ignitus)

Jack: This is the most wonderful party ever. Haven’t seen that much love in the room since Cyril made a boast of his cool reputation.

(Baby Haku then levitated a slice of cake from the banquet table and upon noticing that with the heroes, Celadon and Ignitus chuckled a bit)

Celadon: Are you hungry?

(Then Baby Haku, as if responding with gestures, levitated the cake slice to himself and gobbled it down, making everyone laugh merrily a bit at this. As soon as Baby Haku finished his cake slice, he then lets Celadon wipe his face clean with a napkin)

Ignitus: (To Baby Haku) You are going to do us proud, Haku. Following our footsteps. (To the heroes) And we thank you all for your wonderful gifts!

(He gestures to a pile of gifts for Baby Haku as the heroes smiled softly)

Heroes: You’re welcome!

Celadon: Ignitus, dear, what about our gift?

Young male voice: Here they are!

(They turned and they see a baby male purple dragon, a baby female purple dragon, and a baby male dragonfly approach with a pendant)

Ignitus and Celadon: Right on time.

Ignitus: You really know how to make your brother happy, Spyro.

(Then the baby male dragon, now revealed to be Young Spyro, nods)

Young Spyro: Thanks. And it’s all thanks to Cynder and Sparx for their help.

(The baby female dragon and baby male dragonfly, now revealed to be Young Cynder and Young Sparx, agreed happily)

Young Cynder: Indeed.

Young Sparx: Anything Haku needs, turn to us.

(Baby Haku then happily accepted the pendant and after Celadon placed it on, Baby Haku then hugged Young Spyro, who hugs back, awing everyone. After the hug ended, Young Cynder gently caresses Baby Haku’s head)

Celadon: Mind his head.

Young Cynder: Understood.

(After Cynder finished caressing Baby Haku's head, Ignitus then approached Baby Haku with a soft smile)

Ignitus: My little Haku….

(He kisses Baby’s Haku’s cheek. Then a male voice speaks up)

Male voice: How sentimental.

''(Everyone turned and saw the voice came from a man with pale dark gray skin, short spiky black hair, gold eyes, and wearing a black long-sleeved jumpsuit, black leg-length boots, and a black long-sleeved, floor-length robe. He is Pitch Black, the boogeyman. And with him are six males and a female. The first male is a vampire-like man has short dirty blonde hair, red eyes, pointy ears, sharp vampire canines, and pale gray skin, and wearing a red bat-shaped eye mask, a blue long-sleeved jumpsuit with red bat symbols on his shoulders, yellow buttons and rims, olive green belts on the waist, green sleeve rims with yellow buttons, a yellow bat shaped brooch holding a black cape with red trimming, gray gloves with light gray bat symbols on them, and black boots with silver skull symbols on the feet. He is Myotismon, the King of the Kingdom of Darkness. The second male is a gray-skinned man with blue flames as his hair that turn red when angry, yellow eyes, and is wearing a dark gray, black, and slate gray short-sleeved Greek robe with a small gray skull button holding it closed and on the ground where his feet is supposed to be is some swirls of black smoke acting as his feet. He is Hades. The third male is an evil version of Darkwing Duck with white feathers, light blue eyes, an orange beak and webbed feet, and wearing a red long-sleeved turtleneck shirt, a yellow long-sleeved coat with four black buttons, a black eyemask, a red fedora with a red ribbon, and a black cape with red trimming. He is Negaduck. The fourth male is an evil dragon with magenta scales, dark red wings with gold yellow wing membranes, a gold yellow underbelly, gold yellow spikes going down from head to tail, red horns and goatee, gold yellow nail claws, and yellow eyes with black snake-like pupils. He is Malefor. The fifth male is a male humanoid rat with pale brown fur (With a gray 5:00 shadow), short black combed hair, a long pink red rat tail sticking out of his rear side of his pants, and a big pink red nose, and wearing a black opera-like suit, a black cape with red trimming, a pink and purple striped tie, white opera gloves, a gray sleeveless button-up vest, black pants, and black shoes. He is Ratigan. And the last male is a male muscular humanoid penguin with black and white feathers, slate blue feathers on the head, and a dark orange beak with a red tip on the nose, pale orange webbed feet, and is wearing a red cape, and black pants with a light lavender sash with a yellow buckle. He is Drake. And the female is a a woman with pale blue eyes, light purple short spiky hair, and is wearing a dark purple tunic with a right arm sleeve over a red bodily jumpsuit, a metal armor gauntlet on the left arm by her hand, red fingerless gloves, a light purple belt, red knee-high boots, and sometimes carried dark brown scanner sunglasses to wear at times. She is Hunter the Queen of the Kingdom of Darkness and Myotismon's wife. After they turned and saw them, Hades pretended to be touched)''

Hades: (Sadly) You know, I haven’t been this choked up since (Jokingly) I got a hunk of moussaka caught in my throat! Huh?

(Pitch’s group chuckled lightly a bit at that joke. But the heroes didn’t. They, except Ignitus and Celadon, just stared with flat looks that read “Really?” Then Pitch’s group shrugged it off)

Hades: Is this an audience or a mosaic?

Negaduck: Just a joke.

(Ignitus greeted them)

Ignitus: Ah, Pitch, Malefor, Myotismon, Hunter J, Negaduck, Hades, Ratigan, and Drake. You made it.

Celadon: How are things in the Underworld?

Drake: A little dark and gloomy.

Ratigan: But hey, it’s full of dead people.

(They then noticed Baby Haku and approached him as he cooed happily)

Hunter J: Ah, so this is the little scaleball.

Myotismon: He’s small, but looks powerful.

(Hades then conjured up a sucker)

Hades: And here is a sucker for the little sucker.

(He was about to hand it to Baby Haku)

Hades: Here you go, you just….

(But then Baby Haku playfully grabbed Hades’ fingers roughly, making him drop the sucker, much to Pitch’s group’s surprise. After Hades freed his fingers, he and Pitch’s group glared calmly as Young Spyro, Young Cynder, and Young Sparx giggled a bit at this)

Hades: Powerful little tyke.

Pitch’s group: Indeed.

Celadon: He was just playing, Pitch’s group.

Ignitus: Learn to lighten up. Join the celebration.

Hades: Love to, babes, but unlike you guys lounging around up here….

Pitch: We are regretfully going back to the Underworld to continue our Full-Time Gig that you so charitably bestowed on us.

Myotismon: So we can’t stay.

Ratigan: Love to party, but can’t.

Pitch’s group: Bye.

(They turn to leave)

Celadon: Understood.

Ignitus: And you gotta slow down at times. You’ll work yourselves to death.

(He and Celadon then laughed a bit along with Young Spyro, Young Cynder, Young Sparx, and the heroes)

Celadon: (Laughing a bit) “Work yourselves to death!”

Young Sparx: (Laughing a bit) That’s a good one!

(As the heroes calmed their laughter and resumed their party, Pitch’s group laughed flatly a bit as they leave with dark glares)

Pitch’s group: Heh heh. If only. If only.

(Then with that, they left for the Underworld)

'Coming up: Pitch’s group, once back at the Underworld, meet up with the Grand Duke of Owls and their four henchmen, Pain, Panic, Demidevimon, and Hunch, and also meet up with the three Fates to discuss their evil plot for world domination in the future. Then after the Fates reveal a prediction that’ll involve their deaths and defeat, Pitch’s group orders their henchmen to turn Baby Haku into a mortal and kill him to prevent their failure from happening in the future, which results the henchmen to fail after turning Baby Haku into a half mortal dragon boy because of a certain Sun Boy and his friends taking the baby in.'